Getting irrittated by the "send error report to microsoft" message?

DISABLE THE "SEND ERROR REPORT TO MICROSOFT" MESSAGE

To disable the stupid feature in WinXP which tries to send a report to microsoft every time a program crashes you will have to do this:

-Open Control Panel
-Click on Preformance and Maintenance.
-Click on System.
-Then click on the Advanced tab
-Click on the error reporting button on the bottom of the windows.
-Select Disable error reporting.
-Click OK
-Click OK

Want to keep you files secret? ; )

LOCK ANY FILE WITHOUT USING ANY SOFTWARE!!!!!

To Lock a folder in windows XP without any software. Follow the steps Below.

1. Make a Folder in C drive rename it as "abc" without quotes.
2. Now open Command Prompt from Start Menu.
3. Type "attrib +s +h C:\abc" without quotes and press enter.
4. This command will Make your folder invisble and it can not be seen even in hidden files and folders
5. To make it visible again type "attrib -s -h C:\abc"
6. You can lock any other folder also by changing the location C:\abc to address of your folder.

Registry hacking tricks for windows

Display legal notice on startup:

Wanna tell your friends about the do's and dont's in your computer when they login in your absence. Well you can do it pretty easily by displaying a legal notice at system start up.
REGEDIT
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\policies\system]
"legalnoticecaption"="enter your notice caption"
"legalnoticetext"="enter your legal notice text"

Automatic Administrator Login:

Well here's the trick which you can use to prove that Windows XP is not at all secure as multi-user operating system. Hacking the system registry from any account having access to system registry puts you in to the administrator account.
REGEDIT 4
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon]
"AutoAdminLogon"="1"

No Shutdown:

Wanna play with your friends by removing the shutdown option from start menu in their computer.
Just hack it down !!!
Regedit
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer
"NoClose"="DWORD:1"

IF ANY PROBLEM OCCURS DURING THIS PROCESS, CONTACT ME!

Unlimited Time in Internet Cafe

Lots of people ask for this hack and here it is only for you guys!!!! :p 'njoy

Alright Ladies And Hostile Men, Were Gonna Learn How To Disable The Timer On The Computers On In Internet Cafe's.
Alright Create A New Text Document, Then Type CMD In It, And Then Save It As a Batch File, And Then Run The New Batch File On Your Desktop. Then Command Prompt Should Open, Now You Type "cd\windows" to change the directory to Windows, than type in "regedit" to get to the registry editor gui, than navigate to "HKEY_CURRENT_USER>Appevents>software>classes> micr osoft>windows>current version>internet settings>policies>system" then on the right pane where it says Disable Taskmanager, right click on it, and scroll down to modify, and then change the value of it to "0", and then open Windows Task Manager By Holding Down These Keys, "CTRL+ALT+DEL/DELETE" And Then Disable The Internet Cafe's Timer, And WoohLAH, UNLIMTED TIME.

Speed Up SATA Hard Drives in Windows Vista

The simplest way found by me!

Windows Vista has built-in support for Serial ATA(SATA) hard drives, but it doesn’t automatically enable advanced write caching features. You can speed up your computer by enabling this mode in Device Manager.

You can quickly get to Device Manager by just typing device into the start menu search box. (Or from the command line, devmgmt.msc)

Open the Disk drives section of the tree, and right-click on your hard drive. Select the Policies tab, and you should see this dialog:


Click the checkbox for Enable advanced performance, and you are done.

New Proxy Sites For Orkut

Generally people ask me how to open orkut and other banned sites from their workplaces,colleges or schools.Heres the solution.

Now you can access orkut from those place where it is generally blocked by the system administrator. You must have seen “access denied” message that come up whenever you try to access orkut in your offices or colleges or even schools,
I have found some working orkut proxies that will you to login into your orkut account.

SimpleGO.info is the latest working proxy for orkut
Other working Orkut Proxy :-

- OrkutWeb.info
- OrkutLive.info
- EasyOrkut.info
- OrkutProxy.in
- Proxy4orkut.com
- Proxut.com
- A proxy by orkut itself http://images.orkut.com
- Also try http://images3.orkut.com
- http://www.atunnel.com
- http://www.kproxy.com or http://62.193.235.46/
- http://calculatepie.com
- http://bravebadger.com
- http://www.torperkut.com/
- http://www.vtunnel.com/

- http://www.stupidcensorship.com/

- http://www.plasticbicycle.com/

Please tell me about other proxies that worked well in your case. I’ll update the list whenever i find any other alternative for accessing orkut.

Lamborghini Vs. Ferrari Vs. Toyota Supra

Don't get fooled by the names of ferrari and lambo cuz this video gonna prove you that supra's speed is much better than any other car!!!!!

Check out my bro's friends having a race and checking out the speed-o-meter.

^^^^^Latest Concept Cars^^^^^

Audi Cross Cabriolet quattro concept car may be coming at 2009 Q5

First Look: Audi A3 TDI Clubsport Quattro Concept Car









Spycam: 2009
Audi RS6 Sedan








BMW GINA
Light Visionary Model: The BMW of the future.

Bill Gates Leonardo da Vinci Discussion

In conjunction with the Windows Vista's launch, the British Library launched an online program called "Turning the Pages 2.0" that lets people browse through virtual versions of two Leonardo da Vinci notebooks using some of the underlying graphics technology in the new operating system.

I got a chance to try the program out last week, on a machine running Windows Vista here at work, and I decided it was worth following up on in the paper, since most people didn't hear about it amid all the other Windows Vista launch events. See today's Software Notebook for more.

One of the two featured notebooks, the Codex Leicester, was bought by Bill Gates for $30.8 million in 1994. During the U.K. launch event for Windows Vista (see transcript), he explained why he bought it -- and how he explained the purchase to Melinda Gates:

"I feel very lucky that I own a notebook. In fact, I remember going home one night and telling my wife Melinda that I was going to buy a notebook; she didn't think that was a very big deal. I said, no, this is a pretty special notebook, this is the Codex Leicester, one of the Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci. And I personally have always been amazed by him because he personally worked out science on his own, and he understood things that no other scientist of that time did. And his work is amazing. He would work by drawing things and writing down his ideas. So he built these notebooks about how light worked, how water worked, how weapons would work. Of course he designed all sorts of flying machines, like helicopters, way before you could actually build something like that. So every one of these notebooks are amazing documents – they're kind of his rough-draft notes of texts that he eventually wanted to put together."

Although the British Library program uses Windows Vista's built-in graphics, it also works after downloading an add-on for Windows XP machines. However, be forewarned that the hardware requirements are relatively steep, and it only works in Internet Explorer on either operating system.

Ma favourite song lyrics!!!!! check it out>>>>>

MAIN TALLI HO GAYA!!!!!








Bring da beat yoo
yoo yoo ...
Put ur hands up 2
Put them up there..
Put them up like just dont care

[Hey! we gona rock dis party
Hey i m gona get so naughty
you i know u wan my body
Comon now get this started]2
Shout!

Tak tak tak takna ve takna ve takna ve
Mak mak mak makna ve makna ve makna ve
Chup be
Tak tak tak takna ve takna ve
Mak mak mak makna ve makna ve
Dakh dakh dakh dil dhadka ve
Lak lak lak hund tadpa ve

Patliyala Pak laga ke
Teri gali vich aake
Sab sudh budh hosh gawa ke
Deewani mein pagal mein challi ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai


Tak tak tak takna ve takna ve
Mak mak mak makna ve makna ve]2
Dakh dakh dakh dil dhadka ve
Lak lak lak hund tadpa ve

Patliyala Pak laga ke
Teri gali vich aake
Sab sudh budh hosh gawa ke
Deewani mein pagal mein challi ho gai
Tu talli Tu talli
TU talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai
Tu talli Tu talli
TU talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai


Baby baby i feel so high
Baby baby i cant deny
Baby baby better hold me tight
I ve been wating for just tonite ..tonite tonite.

Dil totte toote karke
Chal chandi Chowk pe chalke
Wishky pe sodda joda a chadhein

Peeche hua kya kaake
Yeh kya horaha hai aage
Pal do pal kyon na bhool jayen

Hund dil mein chale pathake
Hund hogaye dhoom dhadake
Patliyala Pak laga ke
Deewani mein pagal mein challi ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai

Tu talli Tu talli
TU talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai

Kalli kaali aankhein wali..

[Hey! we gona rock dis party
Hey i m gona get so naughty
you i know u wan my body
Comon now get this started]2
Shout!

Okie lets do it 2

Oye balle balle balle
Oye shawa shawa shawa
o 2 vodka pe javwa yeh saza hai
uthe khada hai munda
Munda bada mustanda
Nakara kaise zid pe aada hai
Hungama aaaj machake
mehfil vich rang jamake

Patliyala Pak laga ke
Deewani mein pagal mein challi ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai

Tu talli Tu talli
TU talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai

Tak tak tak takna ve takna ve takna ve
Mak mak mak makna ve makna ve makna ve
Chup be
Tak tak tak takna ve takna ve
Mak mak mak makna ve makna ve
Dakh dakh dakh dil dhadka ve
Lak lak lak hund tadpa ve

Patliyala Pak laga ke
Teri gali vich aake
Sab sudh budh hosh gawa ke
Deewani mein pagal mein challi ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai
Tu talli Tu talli
TU talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai
Tu talli Tu talli
TU talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai
Mein talli mein talli
Mein talli ho gai

Just dont care...